Now I have tried to address this question several times so far, and I intend on publishing a short essay more fully investigating what it really means to be a libertarian. Until then, watch this video. :)
Monday, October 17, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
"Practical" Solutions to the US Debt Situation
Ok so these are not really "practical", but they are funny. The first 5 are originals. Submit a joke or two of your own to: howamormonthinks@gmail.com. The best will be published and updated here. Also, please feel free to share this post and invite your friends to crack a joke or two!
1. Rent out the white house for parties, barmitzphahs, sweet sixteens.
2. Rent those cool-looking stealth bombers for Proms. (you'll be the talk of the town then, wouldn't you?)
3. Open up the real Area 51 for tours complete with guides, spaceships, bodies of little green (grey?) men along the way. Of course the big concern there is that we'd have to make sure that people don't claim a pieces of the alien as memoirs. That and people trying to "abduct" the spacecraft for personal use (ie. joyriding, etc).
4. I can personally pay back the national debt. Just put it on my credit card.
5. With the threat of global warming (or global cooling)(or is it climate change?) we need to be more aware and more disciplined in containing the human race's footprint on the environment. So what's the solution you say? Why, we can outlaw methane emissions. Or wait, tax it. There you go, we'd have to attach machinery to every one's behinds to help to fully quantify the fair tax amount for each and every individual.
That could be the only fair way to do it (as I see it) And speaking of every one's behinds, let's not forget the dogs. They seem to emit those lovely aromas as often as I am alone with them in a room with closed windows and doors.
1. Rent out the white house for parties, barmitzphahs, sweet sixteens.
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| I mean... How much would you pay? |
2. Rent those cool-looking stealth bombers for Proms. (you'll be the talk of the town then, wouldn't you?)
3. Open up the real Area 51 for tours complete with guides, spaceships, bodies of little green (grey?) men along the way. Of course the big concern there is that we'd have to make sure that people don't claim a pieces of the alien as memoirs. That and people trying to "abduct" the spacecraft for personal use (ie. joyriding, etc).
4. I can personally pay back the national debt. Just put it on my credit card.
5. With the threat of global warming (or global cooling)(or is it climate change?) we need to be more aware and more disciplined in containing the human race's footprint on the environment. So what's the solution you say? Why, we can outlaw methane emissions. Or wait, tax it. There you go, we'd have to attach machinery to every one's behinds to help to fully quantify the fair tax amount for each and every individual.
That could be the only fair way to do it (as I see it) And speaking of every one's behinds, let's not forget the dogs. They seem to emit those lovely aromas as often as I am alone with them in a room with closed windows and doors.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
General Conference!!!
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| The General Conference Center in Salt Lake City, Utah |
Conference is about to begin!!!
In a few hours General Conference will begin, and the Spirit will be spilled upon it's listeners in it's fullness. I am totally psyched for this years conference: as there are many new things in my life and in the world at large that have changed significantly from this past April. Today and tomorrow, I look forward to hearing guidance from some of the strongest leaders and most spiritual disciples that I have ever had the privilege to listen to. This weekend, hope chills me. Faith fills me. And love thrills me.
Please, if you are in need of guidance, inspiration, or answers: Tune in, read/view past Conferences, & stream this live General Conference as it is being broadcast via this link: http://lds.org/general-conference?lang=eng
Pray, read, learn and love. May all out there have peace in their hearts, and share a Holy cause to guide us all.
I am about to embark on an amazing experience! :)
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